Twitter: Behind the Tweets

Top Tweet Drafts from @izrigrod

“I’m washed up.”— bottle w/ message in it

I’m looking to substitute serious blows to my ego for serious blows to my groin area.

Currently resisting the urge to tell a coworker that I’m want to sue her.

I want a shower head with spray settings like, “Cast a Protection Spell, The Sneeze, or Carrie.”

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